6/7/07

Why I Love Milwaukee


I belong to a professional organization called United Adworkers. Here's the latest letter from the president:
The other day I was thinking,
what if someone introduced a
product called Brand X. You
know, the brand that
continuously gets its ass kicked
in those side-by-side TV
commercials. It never makes
your shirts whiter. It doesn't
fight cavities. It never makes a
better pie crust. So what would
happen if someone actually
"reformulated" Brand X so it'd
actually win those head-to-head
competitions? That would be a
fun ad campaign to work on.
Talk about the ultimate missdirect.
It'd be like Charlie
Brown finally getting to kick
Lucy's football! Everyone has
heard of Brand X. So everyone
would buy it, right?
Or would they? Can you take
something that has a negative
perception and make it great in
the eyes of consumers? Or take
something that is at best
mediocre and make it better?
Consider AirTran and its efforts
to take over Midwest Airlines.
As a brand, Midwest Airlines has
set itself apart as unique in a
parody category. There's an
emotional connection to
Midwest that is personal and
positive. That's the definition of
a strong brand: the sum total of
all the emotions you have about
a certain company.
AirTran, not so much. In my
book they are Brand X.
Is it just me or do they remind
you of a middle-aged guy trying
to pick up the hottest woman in
the bar? "Hey baby, I love every
bone in your body -- especially
mine." She continues to spurn
his advances but he's just not
hearing it. All she wants is to be
left alone to enjoy her evening.
But he keeps working it,
dressed in a burgundy V-neck
sweater, his thick hairy chest
exposed along with all sorts of
gold chains. Thankfully his
Members Only jacket was left in
the car - probably a Buick.
So can a McCoy and a
Rockefeller ever find true love?
Rarely. Do you remember
Tombstone Pizza before Kraft
bought them?
Joseph Leonard, the President
of Atlanta-based AirTran
believes he can improve the
product. But what he's really
trying to do is improve Brand X.
Case in point: recently, he said
that because passengers love
the Midwest cookies so much,
AirTran will also offer cookies.
They won't be baked on the
plane, but they will be available.
Not baked on the plane? Hello,
McFly! That's precisely why
they are so special. What he
fails to understand is that
Midwest isn't just making
cookies on those flights - they're
making a brand. That sweet
aroma makes passengers feel
good. It makes them feel
positive. Secure even. When
I'm on a Midwest flight and I
look at the world from 30,000
feet, I see lakes, streams and a
beautiful landscape. When
Joseph Leonard views the world
from 30,000 feet he doesn't see
anything because his little
plastic window is closed.
As you can tell I don't want this
takeover to happen. While I
understand how it may be best
for all shareholders involved,
but I'm being selfish.
Milwaukee has tried forever to
establish its own identity.
Midwest Airlines in many ways
helps perpetuate our everimproving
image. This takeover
won't be good for Milwaukee
and it especially won't be good
for the local advertising and
design community. Yeah, we
have our little advertising and
design awards show every year
(incidentally, entries for the
Milwaukee 99 are due June 1st)
and we have our fun golf outing
(June 21th), but as marketing
professionals we try to help our
clients build and sustain their
brands. And this is one brand
worth keeping right here in
Milwaukee. You all know how
much I hate it when local
businesses hire out-of-town
agencies and design firms. But
I hate it even more when local
businesses become out-of-town
businesses.
There's a social consciousness to
being in advertising, a "do the
right thing" mentality that many
of us try to live by. That's one
reason this club gets
complements from all the
speakers and judges who come
into town. We are not always
about our own egos, we're about
what's right.
Protecting great brands is right.
Keeping them in Milwaukee is
even more critical. To our success
as a city, and as an industry.
Midwest Airlines is a great brand.
It would be a shame if the people
in the community of creating
great brands didn't do something
to show support.
By way of this, the entire
Adworkers board is asking for
your help. Go to
SaveTheCookie.com. Sign the
petition, buy a t-shirt and let your
voice be heard.
Do the right thing. Help save our
hometown airline. Don't let
Brand X win.

--Prez Hanneken

6/5/07

My Hierarchy of Work


1. family

Does this occupation allow me to spend a reasonable amount of time away from work with my family?

2. philosophy/environment
What is this company's philosophy and does it fit with mine? Do I believe in it? Is the work environment engaging and supportive? Are there like-minded individuals working there to support the common cause?

3. pay/benefits
Not rocket science here. I just want to make enough to live in a decent neighborhood with decent schools, and a chance to put my children through school, as well as retire with some sort of grace. Nothing more than middle-class, which is disappearing.

4. learning/discovery
Does this position posses the opportunity to learn and discover new things from time to time?

5. position/duties/opportunity
If I do great work, will I be rewarded with career advancement opportunities and increasing responsibilities? Will I at some point have a greater role in the larger undertaking? Is this a collaborative venture?

6. location
Similar concerns to question #1. Will I have to travel far? Will I have to spend a lot of time away from family?

7. human experience
At some point, you have to show me how your organization is committed to benefiting the human experience. This usually means that places like Wal-Mart, Target, Coca-Cola, and other retail-centered businesses are off-limits for me. I don't care how much they contribute to charity, their bottom line is the bottom line, and nothing more. I have to feel like I am in some way directly or indirectly benefiting the people of the world with my work. It's just a larger-picture mentality I have. That's why working for ClimateCrisis, Plug-In America, Bruce Mau Design, the Walker Art Center, or my local Co-Op is far more desirable to me than Target.


*image courtesy of shifting creations.

Quotes

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less
than you settled for.
-Maureen Dowd

The possible ranks higher than the actual.
-Martin Heidegger

5/23/07

We Sold Our House On Craig's List








It happened.

It actually happened.

We sold out house with nothing more than a sign and a craig's list posting. The closing happened today, the proceeds wired into our bank account. It was easy. So easy. I actually had a harder time canceling my Earthlink account.

It seems so final now, and I already miss our old place. My new job isn't a good fit for me, so I am going to put in my two-weeks notice and take a month off to spend with Isaac. We have the cash to pay for a few months of rent (not including the money from the house sale), and Isaac is at the perfect age. He's 3, and I feel like he's so awesome to be with, I can't pass up this opportunity. Sorry folks, you just don't get this time back. Ever.

5/7/07

A big shout-out goes to

the good people of Homeplans, who hooked me up tall with a $50 gift card to Target and a FAT cake on Friday as a parting gift. A big thanks goes out to the publishing crew, especially Megan K, Brian, and Jen, who gave me a lot of support and kind words. I hope they all have major success this year and beyond. Keep in touch, everyone. Oh yeah, and "never change, friends forever, may all your dreams come true" to coin a few high-school yearbook phrases.

Seriously, good success to all of you.

I'm just lazy








With all of the stuff happening to us, I should be writing more than ever. It's just not high on my priority list. I kicked apart our old black toilet, loaded it in the car, loaded an old microwave, caught a bat in my basement and loaded it into a box, and watched my methed-out neighbors take turns swinging a pick-axe into an old tree trunk. All by 9:30 a.m.

I'm just wondering where they are gonna swing that thing when there's no stump left? Their dog? An annoying addict? I'm not too worried, I'm loading my truck up on Wednesday and leaving them to their wacko existence. I also have St. Paul's finest staking out their house, so hopefully something comes of it.

I will miss my other friends and neighbors dearly (the Jamisons, Augustino and Tony Torres, and the d-trains). I just hope I have some good peeps on my new block. It will be hard to beat my Earl street crew. I'll have to drown out my sorrows with a handcrafted beer and a Brewers game. A pale and thin substitute.

5/3/07

hey

sorry about the cussing in the previous post. I was unwinding that afternoon with a big beer. I am now civilized, and therefore apologize.