Store Names

Some good business names:

Fat Jack's Flapjacks & Slacks

Artillery & More

Dildorama

The Bleeding Wound

Poisonous Plants!

Gnomes And Other Whimsical Bullshit

Band Name

Idea for a band or song name:

I Shot Myself From A Cannon During A Gettysburg Re-enactment.

Drink Name

I think Dr. Thunder is a funny name for a soft drink.

False Media

America's lost somewhere inside of Littleton
Eleven million children are on Ritalin
That's whay I don't rhyme for the sake of riddlin
False media, we don't need it, do we?
Pilgrims, Slaves, Indian, Mexican
It looks real fucked up for your next of kin
That's why I don't rhyme for the sake of riddlin

If I can't work to make it, I'll rob and take it
Either that or me and my children are starving and naked
Rather be a criminal pro than to follow the Matrix
Hey it's me a monster y'all done created

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The Roots
False Media
Game Theory