8/8/07

I have a theory...

So I have a theory, and I have been refraining forever to say or write anything about it because it's controversial, and I don't look forward to my house being firebombed, but I can't take it anymore. Here it is: every time I see a car with an anti-abortion sticker, especially a car with several anti-abortion stickers (which usually is the case -- what, I didn't get your viewpoint the first time?) you can bet that the person driving it is an old white guy. So far, my theory proves to be correct about 90% of the time.

I won't say anything else about the matter except this: Whether abortion is sometimes necessary or totally wrong, can we just please let this issue be decided by women? Can we keep all old white guys - and all men really - as far away from the decision-making process as possible? Really, guys don't know jack sh*t about creating another life form. Women know this best. They have been through it.

If you want some decisions made about fire, war, disasters, hot-rods, sausage-making, or blowing sh*t up, then consult guys. They are good at that sort of thing.