7/28/07

Capri Sun








You know, I have never been able to pierce that hole in those Capri Sun pouches without at least a little juice spilling out of the top. I have never had a "perfect piercing." Never.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I feel you Pain! What about those rechid drink boxes!?!? You have to squeeze the damn box to pierce the hole, which is sealed with some industrial strength space age foil of some sort. Naturally your squeezing the bejesus out of the box with one hand and trying to harpoon the box with the other when suddenly "Boom" you managed to pierce a hole in it which results in a glistening shower of fruit punch!! Genius!!!

Frederick V. Pabst said...

It's asinine, really. The marketing moguls at the juice companies are kicking back and laughing, knowing that with every dollar we spend, we waste an ounce or so of this evil liquid, which inches us closer to another juice pouch/box purchase, because we never learn. Don't think they don't know the problems encountered with juicebox access.Damn them.

dfddesign said...

I always hated it when you poked the straw all the way through the juice pouch, then when you re-inserted the straw, you had to be careful not to spill the beverage out of the secondary hole you just created.

The way around not poking the straw all the way through the pouch was to puncture the bottom of the pouch. That was about as good of a plan as biting the entire end off of your ice cream cone and sucking the ice cream out before it melts and spills all over you.

Once you did it, you realized it was a really stupid idea...

Unknown said...

i'm beginning to think that you are suppose to "shotgun" capri suns