Why I Watch T.V.

If it weren't for these following shows (and PBS, which I don't consider to be t.v.), I would probably boycott television.

My 10 Favorites:

TLC Turbo - comprised of American Chopper, American Hot Rod, and Hard Shine. I love hot rods and custom rides, especially when they are innovative and theme-based. The best series by far is American Chopper. I saw my first episode in the hospital when my son was born back in '03. I am still a fan in '07. I love their crazy accents and non-stop shop antics. They almost seem like they are from northern Michigan. These guys are the kind of guys I used to hang out with in my 20s.
Hard Shine is o.k. I think there isn't enough material there to form a series, but I like to see the fabrication of the cars. It is certainly no Chopper though, but then again, how many places have a Mikey?

The Wire - I am a latecomer to this innovative and addicting series, so I am only through season 2 on my Netflix list. I look forward to every episode. I love how the details of a case are built, the technology used, and the character development is first-rate (see my previous post about Omar, who I think is one of the biggest reasons I enjoy t.v.).

Deadwood - Who says Shakespeare is dead? I think he has been resurrected, complete with a 6-gun and a 5th of whiskey. Al Swearengen is another reason I love watching t.v. He rules. I want a guy like him in my workplace, just to hear him work people over in his office. Seriously, some sh*t would be getting done at work if this guy were around.

The Sopranos - I resisted this series for about 5 years, because I was sick of gangster flicks and wannabe-Goodfellas t.v. shows. I think I am at the point where I am going to rent complete seasons 1-5. I have seen a few episodes, and I do have to say that it is engrossing. Another HBO triumph.

Six Feet Under - I know, it's been over for over a year, but since HBO is dominating this list, it needs a mention. The idea was so original and the series so profane, funny, horrifying, uplifting, hysterical and philosophical, it cannot be ignored. The episode when the mom accidentally takes ecstasy is a classic, as well as when Nate discovers his dad's "hidden room" above some storefront.

Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry David is a bald P.O.S. -- and I love him. Although my favorite character is his fat f#ck friend/agent Jeff. Hysterical. I also look forward to seeing Wanda on there. She and Larry have some seriously funny scenes.

Carnivale - O.K. - one more HBO series just because this network has singlehandedly done more to destroy the Hollywood movie industry than anyone else (except for the theater companies who want you to shell out 8 bucks for some t.v. retread film featuring either Owen Wilson or Ben Affleck. Or some lame flick featuring a billion dollar CG budget with no fu#k*ng script [that's you, Transformers!!!]. With something like the Sopranos on television, how can you even seriously think of putting out such rubbish and charging people an arm and a leg to see it?)

Anyway, Carnivale gets a mention here because it was crazy, innovative, freaky and funny. I wish they gave it more time to develop. Seriously, how many t.v. series can say they feature a carnie gimp, a sociopathic minister possessed by the devil, a bearded lady, Maggie from Field of Dreams, a midget and a momma-daughter titty act? Totally watchable. It's a shame it's not still on.

Mythbusters - Science rules. I think I like it so much because Jamie has a moustache and a personality a lot like my buddy Adam, although Adam's moustache is bigger, if that's possible. I will watch any show that involves blowing stuff up.

The other 7 Honorable Mentions:

Lost
The Office
Man Vs. Wild
The Daily Show
Family Guy
Peep and the Big Big World
Late Night with Conan